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so today on the phone was telling bj about one of the resorts we were going to stay at for our vacation and the perks that come with it bold&underline words are what bj thought what the word sounded like can you guess what hes trying to say 98 Platinum Suites rooms 2 Double beds or 1 King bed Bathroom with Jacuzzi, Vatinay Mirror with light and Hair Dryer Bedroom & Living area Jacuzzi in Balcony/Terrace Coffee Maker Iron and Board Telephone in room and bathroom Plasma TV 32”, DVD and CD Stereo DVD Library available at Platinum Lounge Premium bar with: Tequila, Gin, Vodka and Whisky Princess Wine’s menu with additional cost Mini bar (Water, Soft drinks and Beer stocked daily) Safety Deposit box (free of charge) Air Conditioning & Ceiling Fan Pillow’s menu Service 24 hours Room Service Free use of business center (Internet only) Platinum Bracelet & Concierge Service with use of exclusive Platinum Lounge Private pool with butler service (drinks only) International Newspapers located in Platinum Lounge Nightly turn down service 2 beach towels in room Use of bathrobes during entire stay, 2 pairs of slippers per room Free internet at Platinum Club Lounge Free internet in room Private Check-in with cold towel and welcome cocktail Domestic, International & Premium brand Drinks (aged liquors not included) 1 Special dinner at the beach Concierge service at Platinum Lounge Club Exclusive area with continental Breakfast at Platinum Lounge Club Exclusive area with oh de vwah at Platinum Lounge Club Breakfast and lunch a la carte service in the Platinum Lounge Restaurant Reservations for à la carte restaurants by phone Welcome gift in room upon arrival Discount on Green Fees at Golf Course (TBA) Discount on Spa Treatments (single services items only) One open water dive (per person, per stay) depending on weather (Certified divers with International Certificate, original certification required) Reserved area at the beach with butler service (drinks only) 30 minutes massage (per person per week) 1 Beach Bag with Princess Logo me: sweet free beach bag bj: how much is the beach bag Deluxe Amenities in Room k if you didnt get it first one was vanity second was hors d'oeurves hahaha sorry ben lmao